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nayx:

xk187:

nayx:

you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

who said that

im down here

32 minutes ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 266,711 notes
3 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 1,783 notes

beavercop:

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

3 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 874,423 notes
Tagged as: #ask 
pinkgermy:

Mega Audino

pinkgermy:

Mega Audino

4 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 1,164 notes
4 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 3,555 notes

clientsfromhell:

We are an app development company.

Client: I cannot get the app build to work - it keeps asking me for a pin code.

Me: Shouldn’t be. Can you send a screenshot?

Client sends a screenshot of his iPhone lock screen asking to input his password.

4 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 1,508 notes

clientsfromhell:

We are an app development company.

Client: I cannot get the app build to work - it keeps asking me for a pin code.

Me: Shouldn’t be. Can you send a screenshot?

Client sends a screenshot of his iPhone lock screen asking to input his password.

4 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 1,508 notes
cwilock:

MK x AC part 1
Can’t wait for this DLC!!

cwilock:

MK x AC part 1

Can’t wait for this DLC!!

4 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 20,439 notes

real-justice-waluigi:

Threatening to kill an entire group of people based on a trait that they can’t control is not venting.  

4 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 1,721 notes
innerinertia:

dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE

I wanna see him try to put it in his pocket

innerinertia:

dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE

I wanna see him try to put it in his pocket

6 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 32,961 notes
Tagged as: #me 
gremlingrl:

What are you looking at, punk?

gremlingrl:

What are you looking at, punk?

6 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 81 notes
tomsartblog:

Just made this little thing for my art blogs icon!

tomsartblog:

Just made this little thing for my art blogs icon!

6 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 581 notes
pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

20 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 52,279 notes
edgina:

Upside-Down Mushroom Room by Carsten Höller

edgina:

Upside-Down Mushroom Room by Carsten Höller

20 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 33,985 notes

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

20 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 142,107 notes